The Redux

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My previous version of erratik.ca was basically a big fat cloud of information. And to a degree, this still is, but with a lot more to it. Almost everything on this site is created through third-party services and fetched from herein.
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Who is Tayana?

a kickass web developer with a kickass plush toy.
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Design and Dev Updates

I don't do much design anymore because well, I'm not very good at it. But I still participate in communities like Dribbble, Forrst and LoveDsgn.

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I don't blog enough. I just don't. I used to, when I had a website that worked and it was fun to post stuff and have comments and whatnot. But yeah, that hasn't been the case in years. Not until now!

no love

May 14, 2012

What a fucking long week. It was my GBFF's birthday so we had a big night of libations on Saturday night. I think that night lasted over 12 hours. My body is sapped. but it's okay because I really haven't been going out to party much and I needed a night of uncontrolled debauchery. but yeah.. the week was mostly long because I had the worst PMS EVAR on Thursday and had to take the day off because of them stupid cramps. Like, WTF. It's not like I'm having children.

come and gone

May 07, 2012

Well, the weekend came and went and I did fuck all. I was gonna go out Friday, but I decided eating mushrooms with my friend and listening to rad music in my newfangled apartment was better than going out, spending all my money and waking up in a distratrous state on Saturday afternoon. No, seriously, I woke up, made breakfast and played Civilization 5 until about 3am, and did the same thing Sunday, except I was outside playing with my laptop since it was a beautiful day. Exciting life I lead, I know.

living good

May 02, 2012

Finally got my IKEA card in the mail Monday so I woke up at 5AM, went to work til 8:30 and took the effing bus up to Deerfoot Meadows. It was only supposed to take me a couple hours, but I didn't get out of there til 1:00ish... So I got to work at 2pm, worked til 6pm and was home to start putting my stuff away. Most of my furniture is getting delivered tomorrow, though, so I won't really have a fully furnished apartment til tomorrow night. I'm pretty stocked to have a bed with actual pillows on it! Yayness. Notice how I out a period instead of an exclamation mark?

itai...

April 24, 2012

Fuck! I went to vote yesterday after work, which was probably the hardest part of my day. The had two addresses for me, both wrong, so it made it nearly impossible to figure which division I should be voting in. I mean, there are 5 divisions in my area, I really don't give a shit, i just wanna fucking vote. So the whole time, I felt like my back was twisting into 19 different spirals and I started feeling super sweaty and gross. Finally, after voting, I went on a litle bike ride through the park before going home.

go away, come back another day!

April 23, 2012

Not sure if the cynicism overload from Girls on HBO or if the shadow baby in Game of Thrones last night is affecting me. I hate being in a bad mood on beautiful days. And I'm not really a moody person. Not 21 days out of a month, anyway. But today, I have the worst phunky mood ever. I'm chalking this up to my Paypal transfer still not having gone through, which puts me WAY behind on buying those things I wanted. And now I'm thinking of not buying those JC booties. Ugh. Nix the boots, buy more clothes?

fuck. me.

April 16, 2012

Seriously, for reals, you guys. I have been doing infinitesimally minimal work on this site. I really have. I know you don't notice. I know you probably really notice when I fuck up real bad. Like when I forget to set private posts as private, making them public. The big oopsie poopsies, you know. So now there is this big fucking frame border showing up on the cloud. And I'm not happy about it. And I know Disqus is the culprit here, but I can't bring myself to just get rid of it. So, fuck me. :(

gimme your bones

April 09, 2012

I am making good on my promise to buy myself a few things I believe in my heart of hearts I absolutely need or may die a horrible death for lack of obtaining said items. So I've decided to double-pay my credit cards this week, pay back some owed dough, and buy myself those things I think I need really bad. So I'm getting them Jeffrey Campbell boots and a bunch of uber cheap shit from Korea.

wants!

April 04, 2012

So many things I want out there! I need to sit at home and not go out until SUMMER. Because I need to buy all these amazing things. I want J Brand red jeans -from ~~Aritzia~~, need a new pair of dark-washed jeggings -probably Mavi, skinny black jeans by Hudson's. I want the Esprit cherry-printed cardigan, the checkered shirt and the little green belt from the ad I saw, which I think is about $250.

non-eudemonia

March 31, 2012

It's saturday, it's beautiful out and I haven't gone to get my bike from work yet. It's getting close to 5pm and my friend's store is opening, and one of my best friend's birthday dinner is tonight. I don't wanna do either of those things. I'm glad T-bag understands that I may not come to dinner and empathizes. I forgot how to be nice and positive somewhere in the past fee weeks. I'm thinking I should at least go get some flowers, stop by Brandy Leigh's and make Bee smile with them.

a not so long'un

March 30, 2012

This is going to be a huge entry because I'm not only ranting, I'm also enumarating the items off my wishlist of things to happen on this site. So before I forget, let's get started:

pr0n overload

March 29, 2012

Anyone who knows me will tell you I have an affinity for the obscene, the unaccepted and specifically, the naked. I love porn. Porn is the fabric of our lives, not cotton, who the fuck are we kidding? I mean, when you were all alone at [insert inappropriate age here] in your parents' garage, were you not hiding in between the sewing pattern boxes, masturbating before someone got home and caught you? Of course you were.

Hebdomadaire

At a quick glance, you can see how much I use my various social services. The percentages represent how much I have used each type of service over the last 7 days from the time you are loading this page. I haven't added my blog to the "life" box yet, so bear with me because these precentages aren't excatly accurate yet without them. All my feeds can be seen here.

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Latest Facebook Update

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AH! +2 weeks til LA :D.

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Anyone have $360-400k to spare so I can buy myself one of them pimp ass condos going up in the East Village!? Mommy? :*(.

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who's going to Jacques Greene at The Hifi Club tonight?

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Just remembered: saw two homeless peeps having sex on the bank this morning. Well, at least, dude was trying to get in her/his butthole and having a bit of trouble with that. I decided to keep going on my walk to work... I sure hope they had a good time :O.

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Ugh, I hate when people fucking post shit on my wall as an ad. Like, get your page and promote yourself, please don't use my timeline to post your shit, pls, kthx.